Animals

Prepare to be amazed – part 1 (Zorro)

I estimate he knew about 30 English words. He somehow always understood when he needed to pose for a camera. He maintained absolute authority over any dogs nearby regardless of size. I witnessed him herding cattle and chasing chickens. He never backed down from a cat. He caught several birds (I have no idea). He would corner snakes and trap mice. He always needed to pee and poop in front of my mower while I was mowing. He needed to mark his territory about every 5 feet when we walked. He never cared for fetch. In reality, he was ‘above’ fetch. He was stub-born – it took about a year to get him fully potty trained. He lived (and stored pee) for walks. He loved to hang with people and dogs. His arch nemesis was the Dyson Animal vacuum, and later, any remote control device that moved under it’s own power. These things were deathly serious. He established the animal hierarchy in our home and maintained a control over Dutch that we will never understand. He slept where he wanted, ate first and maintained preferred observation positions on the landing or near the door (ref. the pictures below). He is the only dog I’ve ever met that smiled by showing a full row of teeth. Or maybe it was a beg face? He was sweet when he wanted and fierce when he needed to be. In his prime, his bark could be heard several houses away and scared the unprepared nearby. He was referred to as ‘the captain’ or ‘boss dog’. He never stopped licking the floor regardless of how well you cleaned a spot. He loved to sit on the front porch or back stoop and look on. He was so chill. He was even a chill puppy, if that’s possible. He never missed a bed time. When it was 10 pm, he would quietly leave the room and put himself to bed. He lived by the ‘eat first, ask questions later’ mantra. He loved to “help” me with my projects by just hanging out. He taught Danelle to love dogs. And, his bags were always packed. He loved to just go – it didn’t even matter where. If a travel bag moved, he watched every subsequent move closely – and circled the car until someone put him in.

Zorro battled cancer for a few months before it finally proved too much for him. He passed away on March 29, 2024. He was nearly 10.5 years old. He was the sweetest, best companion animal one could ask for. And he left so many memories – a doggy lifetime – for us to cherish for years to come.

We love you and miss you, Captain!

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Chip chip rrrrhhhuuummm

I went ahead and did it. I bought that wood chipper. So. Many. Branches. Have. I. Cut. And the cuts keep coming as the trees keep growing. I can chip up to 3 inch diameter and lots of brush. I anticipate good usage – especially when cleaning up the back for our new fence. (Did I give something away just now?)

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My new “grown up car”

I’ve always been a car nut. And I’ve owned some interesting stuff. But not terribly long before Danelle and I started dating, I settled in to more reliable and comfortable automobiles. To be sure, they were never boring or run-of-the-mill, but one could not deny the reliability, efficiency and practicality.

Fast forward some years and the itch was back. Danelle’s Mini Cooper S was the fastest car we owned. I wanted impractical and ridiculous again. What I really needed was a daily that was a drivers car and practical and not old enough to buy cigarettes. I had pretty much made up my mind, but as is common for me, the whole process took almost two years. I talked her into it, then I found it. One flight to Cleveland later. Say hellur.

Yes, it goes like stink. And it’s an SUV. And a Porsche. #porschelifer

Travel

The Good Life (not in NE)

My grandparents have been been married a long time. And they have been taking the whole family on a vacation every 5 years once they hit 50 years. This is the third family vacation (you do the math) and, arguably, the most extravagant to date. They rented a giant house and the whole family (all 25!) of us stayed on the Lake of the Ozarks for 5 days and nights. The house included an incredible dock and they also rented a bowrider for our boating, skiing and tubing delights. We made our meals, swam, ate, swam, ate, drank and generally enjoyed each other’s company. Soooo relaxing!! And with such great people! In such a great environment. The weather was perfect! We had so much fun. We should do this every year. Seriously. I mean. Seriously.

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BAM plants!

It finally stopped raining and warmed up and it shows! I’m turning into a gardening nerd. Seriously though, it’s fun to watch the landscape develop given what we started with.

Travel

NWA

D and I took a trip to Northwest Arkansas this spring. Whoa heat!

All said it was a great time. We scoped out Bentonville, all things Wal-Mart (reluctantly but we recognize it’s influence on the area and world), stayed in a VRBO house in the woods on a hill, hiked, visited museums, explored caverns and an old mill, visited Eureka Springs, walked thru a glass chapel, saw giant carp at Beaver Lake, antiqued like Jenny Mars, saw Jenny Mars, and found a ‘hole in the wall’ bakery that made THE BEST ARTISAN COFFEE (which came quart size only).

I maintain. We vacation embarrassly well.

Only one bad happened. We brought the dogs figuring they would enjoy the trip and the house was accommodating (really worked well) but Dutch didn’t appreciate the hills and curves and developed severe traveling anxiety. To be fair, I was also nearly dizzy a couple times.

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The End of an Era

I’m saying goodbye to my employer of the last (almost) six years. Actually, I’m firing Smith & Loveless Inc. I’ve unofficially and officially quit 5 times over the years (actually left for 5 weeks once) but I’m making good on this one! It’s been a wild, stressful, time-sucking, emotional/mental, morally and ethically challenging and great technical and leadership learning experience. It was the best and worst of times. I will miss the people and some of the work. I won’t miss the poor leadership, vision and lack of mission. My last day was December 17.

I bought my group lunch. BBQ!
More lunch. What a motley crew.
And the last of them. And Danelle.
Saying goodbye to my parking space 🙁

I have already started with Swagelok Kansas City and already been taken aback by the night and day difference in how this organization approaches leadership, it’s mission and what it values. More to come on this subject I’m sure!

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The Lamp

I finally finished the lamp I’ve had in the works for a year. I think it turned out well. Whatever I decide to call it I’ll be sure and include the word “farmhouse” so other people also value it.

Family

Dutch (the spaz) = 1

Dutch (or the Dutchess as Ryan prefers) turned 1 today – can’t believe it’s been a year. He is fully grown (likely heavier than Zorro) but still as fast and wild as ever. But as Danelle would say he is also sweet. He is good natured and loves all people and animals (except Z when he’s grouchy). And such long legs. And such a long body. He’s sporting his new blue leather collar personalized just for him. Happy birthday dude! Enjoy your cup of sugar. What a life.

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Zorro (the captain) = 8

Everyone’s favorite canine otherwise known as Z man turned 8 today. We didn’t do anything super exciting yet but did take him for a walk around the lake all by himself (sans his roommate). There was much sniffing, pissing and flamboyant kicking as usual. Happy birthday big guy!